A third wheel by definition in the Urban Dictionary is, "One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his/her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration." And if you're lucky, you'll even get to be a fifth wheel, seventh wheel or in my case an eleventh wheel. This one's for the people who are notoriously single surrounded by all their friends and their significant others.
When you're constantly being the third-wheel
You don't need them! You are a unicycle!
When everyone (including your parents) try to set you up.
Seriously though Mom, I'll be okay.
Holidays are extremely fun, especially Valentine's Day.
Yes, I buy chocolates for myself.
Can't forget about New Years Eve!
But it's quite alright, I'd rather kiss my bottle of champagne anyways!
When you're at a party surrounded by couples.
But I'm not bitter about it or anything...
But you never really understand why you're single.
Personally I think I'm a total catch.
Being the "go-to" person for all the relationship problems.
Even though the only real problem I have is when Netflix won't load.
When people ask you what you want in a relationship.
Pizza will never hurt you.
But in the end, in the wise words of Hailee Steinfeld, "I love myself!"
