The Bro-sic B*tch (or is it Basic Boy-otch?) is on the rise.
Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte is back and the weather is finally cool enough for leggings- which can only mean one thing, it is the season of the Basic B*tch. Oh yes, yoga pants and boots are here to stay. And while we make fun of these women who enjoy their pumpkin spicy and prefer Uggs to real shoes, Basicness is not just limited to women. In fact, the Bro-sic B*tch is becoming a very, very real thing. Here are some identifying characteristics of the Basic Boy-otch so you will be able to tell whether you or a friend is a part of this esteemed crew.
1. You think PBR is craft beer
2. Un-tucked button down shirts are part of your daily uniform with khaki shorts
3. You typically rock Sperrys or Tims depending on the season.
4. Coffee is either black or the most frappy Frappuccino with max whip cream
5. There’s always a pair Ray Ban wayfarers around you (on head, neck, etc)
6. You own and frequently wear a baseball hat of a much cooler D1 school you didn’t attend
7. You have a blendi bottle and sometimes just drink water from it.
8. You save beer cans or beer tabs or bottle caps or some beer paraphernalia to make sure it is abundantly clear that YOU DRINK
9. One D is trash but T Swift is actually pretty great
10. You don’t fully dap a fellow bro in greeting but instead do a limp fish slap
11. You drive or wish you drove a Jeep Wrangler (doors off obvi)
12. Music-wise, Stacy’s Mom will always get you going
