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40 'Skills' You Wish You Could Add To Your Resume

If our resumes were completely honest.

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40 'Skills' You Wish You Could Add To Your Resume
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A resume can only hold so many of our accomplishments and attributes. A resume should be as professional as possible. BUT deep down inside this is what we all wish we could put on our resumes:

1. How many songs you have memorized

2. Blindly identifying all the fast food pizza places correctly

3. Acing all of your exams while hungover

4. Getting in A in a class without using the "required book"

5. Professional blogger

6. Having over 1,000 Instagram likes on a picture

7. Being twitter famous

8. The amount of shots you can take

9. Eating a large pokeystixs by yourself in under 30 min

10. Expert fuckboy detector

11. Tinder queen/king

12. Can watch Netflix for days without eating or sleeping

13. The ability to pen extremely witty Instagram caption

14. How well you can filter an Instagram photo

15. Can burp the alphabet backwards

16. Haven't stayed sober weeks at a time

17. Lived off of $15 for a week

18. Attended 8 am classes every semester

19. Wore heels while going out on multiple occasions and didn't fall

20. Being a dog mom/dad

21. Watched the whole series of stranger things in three days

22. Is a funny drunk

23. Beer Pong champion

24. Slept with a women in every single sorority

25. Slept with a man in every single fraternity

26. Was * insert fraternity or sorority* sweetheart

27. How many times you said you would never drink again

28. Best procrastinator ever

29. Longest snap streak of all time

30. Can nap during the day and STILL fall asleep at night

31. Survived communal bathrooms

32. Being featured on your school's snap story

33. Expert in spending money you don't have

34. Mastery skills in cooking Ramen

35. Creator of the best playlists

36. How long you can keep your phone at 1%

37. Can eat a chipotle burrito under a minute

38. Watched The Office 5 times

39. Never paid for your own drinks

40. Can contour like no other

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