As a very frequent Starbucks goer, it was only a matter of time that I would find a way to incorporate my caffeinated second home into my writing. While I get to rave about all the yummy drink-style treats that Starbucks provides, I might as well tell you what you should be drinking based on the month and date you were born, right?
Since I love the fascination of the pull of the moon and stars' effect on my personality almost as much as I love a Venti Caramel Macchiatto with extra caramel, below is what you should be ordering at Starbucks based on your astrological zodiac sign.
Aries: Adventurous and Energetic
Green Tea Latte
A green tea latte is a perfect match to satisfy an Aries’s never-ending energy and constant thirst for adventure. It provides that small caffeine fix for an Aries while giving a bold taste.
Taurus: Patient and Reliable
Coffee Frappuccino
Delicious and providing a sustainable amount of caffeine, what better drink could a Taurus ask for?
Gemini: Adaptable and Versatile
Iced Passion Tango Tea
Geminis are known for their convertibility and adaptability. A passion tango tea is of much of the same nature. It is easy to combine an iced passion tango tea with lemonade, coconut milk, or green tea, making it just as a versatile as a Gemini’s personality.
Cancer: Cautious and Loving
Vanilla Latte
A classic vanilla latte is a cautious venture for a Cancer, but it’s just as promising as any other drink on the menu.
Leo: Generous and Warmhearted
White Hot Chocolate
Nothing warms a heart more than the taste of a welcoming hot chocolate. White chocolate just makes everything better, much like a Leo.
Virgo: Practical and Reliable
Dark Roast Coffee
The mellow practicality of a Virgo is met by a just-as-simple but ever reliable hot drink.
Libra: Charming and Idealistic
Cool Lime Refresher
It’s very idealistic to have a drink without caffeine bring just as much pep, right? This light and summery taste is just as, if not more, charming as a Libra!
Scorpio: Forceful and Exciting
Espresso
Nothing says “WAKE UP” as forcefully as a hot and delicious espresso.
Sagittarius: Philosophical and Optimistic
Pumpkin Spice Latte
This typically seasonal drink always guarantees to bring happiness, just like being around a Sagittarius. But it will always be a mystery why pumpkin spice lattes aren’t available all year round.
Capricorn: Practical and Ambitious
Iced Caramel Macchiatto
Perfectly practical for an early morning caffein craving, iced caramel macchiatos provide a lot of energy as well as being as ambitious and adventurous as capricorns.
Aquarius: Original and Friendly
Classic Iced or Hot Coffee with Cream and Sugar
Nothing is more original than a classic coffee. Among all the new and exciting drinks that Starbucks provides us with, sipping on an iced or hot coffee with the perfect amount of sugar and milk is like saying hello to an old best friend.
Pisces: Imaginative and Unworldly
Cotton Candy Frappuccino
This drink is a perfect match for a Pisces's imagination and individualism. Weird in their own special way, a Pisces and a cotton candy frap are the perfect pair. To top it off, a cotton candy frappuccino is a classic “Starbucks secret menu” item, and likewise, Pisces are great at keeping secrets.
While many of you probably already have your all-time favorites or your simple go-to drinks ready to order at your local Starbucks, the next time you find yourself in the never-ending line, checking how many stars you need until your next "free drink," consider trying something new. Consider using your zodiac sign as guidance for your new-found favorite caffeine treat.
