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Deadpool: The Perfect Date Movie!

Snuggle up and prepare to be wooed.

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Deadpool: The Perfect Date Movie!
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Deadpool is one of the “most” romantic movies ever; the perfect movie to watch during a romantic night in. It starts off with Wade Winston Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) stumbling into the love of his life, Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), at a bar. With a 48 minute ultimatum to woo her, Wade did his best. Eventually, they hit it off and she was lifted onto Wade’s pedestal. They spent a lot of time expressing their love and having some ecstatic moments with together.

Then disheartening news was announced. Wade was diagnosed with cancer. With his time numbered, all he could think of was Vanessa's beautiful face. Wade was approached by an obscure man offering him the opportunity to cure his cancer. Hesitant at first, Wade took the opportunity, leaving Vanessa behind.

Wade’s journey to curing his cancer was difficult. But in the end, even with little support, he survived! And even better, he thrived. Not only had his cancer been cured, but he was given a new life. A new life in a red suit. And it was this that allowed him to embark on journeys to cut and shoot his enemies heads off, turn anyone in his way into shish kabobs, and save his kidnapped girlfriend.

The movie continues with literal mind-blowing, cutthroat, blood splattering, breathtaking, ass-kicking, car-exploding, hand-stroking scenes. Finally, Wade reunited with his beloved girlfriend, and they embraced in front of a golden yellow sunset.

Need a little extra spark in your relationship? Deadpool will rekindle those sparkling moments from your golden years.



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