1. When they roast Trump.
2. Hearing actors get multiple nominations and you still have no clue who they are.
3. There is an award for hair and makeup?
4. And for costumes?
5. Did someone say avocado?
6. A 6-hour long film?
7. Relating to the Sloth from Zootopia more than any human.
8.Thank you, Ryan Reynolds, for existing.
9. Normal people, who aren’t me, getting to meet famous people.
10. After hearing too many cheesy jokes.
11. Slowly and painfully waiting for the end.
Thank You, Oscars, for making me tired enough to fall right asleep.