As a high school student in 2013, I had a fond attachment to Vine. It was my saving grace when boredom inevitably hit during the day. I could not fall asleep at night before I scrolled through the comedy feed for at least thirty minutes. Now, my saving grace as transitioned to Netflix and the assortment of video distractions it has to offer, particularly The Office.
I have noticed that Vine is falling deeper and deeper into the shadows. While I quote my favorite vines daily, hardly anyone understands what I am saying anymore! In honor of my new love The Office and my old flame Vine, I have presented The Office through Vine quotes.
Michael: Who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had?
Kevin: Uhh I never went to oovoo javer...
*Only by Nicki Minaj plays*
Angela: no, no...no, turn that off...NOO
Andy: *singing* OOOOOOOAOOOAOOAOO
The rest of the office: Shut up!
Ryan: *singing* You used to call me on my iPhone.. rose gold, 6s plus, 64 GB
Dwight: There is only one thing worse than a rapist-- BOOm
Jim: *looks at camera* a childDwight: NO
Meredith: Two shots of vodka...*pours half the bottle*
Kelly: ...and they wEre ROommates!
Darryl: oh my god they were roommates.
Kelly: When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do it... *singing* walk awayeyayeyay
Court Reporter: "girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
Michael: *finger guns*
Pam: working my life away...I wish I could just stop and go on a cruise.
Toby:*pours Life cereal, but lemons come out* Welp when life gives you lemons.
Darryl: It's not fUnny
Daryll: *covers Andy's mouth* It's not funny okAY
Nellie: *British accent* So basically, um, what I was thinking was uh- *gets punched in the face*-- I can't believe you've done this!
Erin: Hi welcome to [Dunder Mifflin]...
Oscar: Hi I'm [gay]
Kevin: I thought you were [Mexican]
Ryan: [Kelly] look it's the good kush
Creed: This is the dollar store how good could it be