To the love of my life,

I'm writing this letter to you to express to you how grateful I am for you. You are one of a kind. Every time I see you, I never know what's in store. Sometimes you can be sweet, sometimes you can be salty, other times you can be a little bit fruity. But no matter what we always have a great time together. I know I can always count on you to make my day better. The saying is "it's what's on the inside that counts," but not with you. You are cold hearted but your appearance drives people crazy...you are beautiful. Some say they get brain freezes when they see you because they just don't know what to say, I must confess I am one of those people. Each time we meet I never know what to expect, you are full of surprises. Before we see each other and divulge into deep conversation, I'm very indecisive about if I really want to be with you. Yes, it's always a great time but I always regret it, you do not compliment my body at all, only insults that turn into insecurities and hours at the gym. But I always seem to go back to you (sigh). Oh well, as they say, the heart wants what it wants...and my heart wants you. I'm a sucker when it comes to chocolate, and you always give me the right kind and not just a little but A LOT. You give me options and always give me what I want, when something is missing you easily give me something to fall back on. I love the times when we are together and I see both the sweet and fruity side of you. When we go our separate ways after our always wonderful date I'm satisfied but that satisfaction sometimes turns into guilt depending on what you gave me that day. But no matter what I know I can always count on you, Froyo (frozen yogurt). You are delicious. I love you.

Love,

your secret admirer

ugh amazingness.