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The Holiday Season As Told By Spongebob Squarepants

He's ready and so are you

Dominique Gold
Dec 19, 2016
Furman University
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The Holiday Season As Told By Spongebob Squarepants
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Finals Week is finally over and the holidays have arrived, hooray! Time to get cozy, wrap yourself in a fuzzy blanket, and sip hot cocoa by the fire. Although the season may seem to go by far too quickly, the excitement of going home and getting festive is unparalleled by any other time of year. Who better to explain this joy than our favorite Bikini Bottom resident?

1. Saying bye to everyone in College for break

See ya, peasants!


2. Arriving back in your hometown like you never left

Yep, you still run this place


3. Catching up with your old friends

"reunited and it feels so good!"


4. Getting your exam grades back and realizing you passed

It's a Christmas miracle!


5. Prepping for family to arrive

It's not like we are fooling them anyways, they know our lives are a mess.


6. Stuffing your face with amazing food

So much better than the dining hall


7. Getting money from your relatives

Yep, I'm set for life.


8. Realizing you won't be getting a kiss under any mistletoe

Acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery.

9. Waiting for your presents

Any minute now...


10. Showing off your presents

The holidays have never looked so good.

11. Running away from your responsibilities now that the holidays are over

You'll never take me alive!

Enjoy your holiday season with your family and friends and maybe a Spongebob marathon before your responsibilities catch up with you again.

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