I think it's fair to say that most people want to be a good person, and in order to do that, you have to be good to the earth, animals and/or/mostly other humans. There's a reason why the metaphor is a "staircase to heaven" and not some easier alternative- being good to all those things is a lot of ground to cover! It's hard work. You have to donate your money to charity or, if you don't have money, you're expected to volunteer your time and drive to a soup kitchen and serve food for a few hours then drive home... OR if you're really in a bind and don't have the time or the money to donate, you are either "the poor shall inherit the earth" or you have to really believe that if you did have the time and the money you would donate them.
It's like you spend your whole life doing good deeds and donating money to build the staircase, then when you die you start from the bottom and trek your way all the way up to heaven. That's a lot.
But now there's an easier way!! It's sort of like an "elevator to heaven" if you will, that runs alongside the staircase, but goes much faster and is a whole lot easier. It requires no money out of pocket and only 5 minutes of any day. Interested? I thought so. Let me spell it out for you:
A D W A P
AdWap is the Barack Obama of charity. Just like Obama made strides in universal healthcare, AdWap makes "making the world a better place" affordable and attainable to everyone despite the money that someone does or doesn't have.
All you have to do is go to the app store and download the free app AdWap, which stands for "Ads With A Purpose".
Next, you put in your email and create a password. No, AdWap won't spam your inbox with promo emails, I promise.
Then you manage your preferences. To do this, first you pick 1 of the 24 charities supported by the app to have AdWap donate money to. The second part of managing your preferences is rating the following categories by how much you like or dislike them: Sports and fitness, fashion and beauty, travel and entertainment, food and drink, art and music, technology and electronics, outdoor and nature, business and finance.
Now you sit back and let the algorithm do the work to create the most enjoyable advertisement experience for you in nanoseconds. The hard part is over. The escalator has been built in just one sitting! Can you believe it?
~~~Stay tuned, because there's a surprise just for YOU at the end!~~~
Once your information is all set up, it's time to watch some ads. You can watch 10 short ads each day, but you don't have to. Each ad is 10-30 seconds long and there is a break in between ads in case you don't want to watch anymore. For every ad you watch, the company AdWap donates money to the charity you chose. You don't have to watch all ten ads... but you're going to want to.
As if going to heaven made easy and making the world a better place wasn't enough incentive to download this app, there's just one more thing: Each ad you watch acts as one entry into a daily cash sweepstakes. It's almost like a raffle. You watch ten ads, which is like buying ten raffle tickets, and then you get ten chances to win a cash prize Every. Single. Day.
"No, that can't be right. How does the company make money?" Advertisers. Advertisers like OFF!, Scholarship Fund America, Recreational and State Park Facilities, Honest Tea, VideoFizz, Hardy's, Heinz, Dole and a lot more pay AdWap to advertise their product. 1/3 of the money goes to charity, 1/3 goes to paying their staff and 1/3 goes to the daily cash prize.
So to sum it all up, you download a free app, watch some ads whenever you feel like it, AdWap donates money to charity with every ad you watch, you get a chance to win cash on the daily, and yes, the background to my phone is a cat in sunglasses riding a moped.
So why are you still reading this article? Pull out your phone and go download AdWap!
