I am an extremely sassy person. I am also loud, and obnoxious, and I tend to have an attitude sometimes. That is my personality. I would never change it ever. It makes me who I am. While there are a lot of benefits to being a total sass master, there tend to be some drawbacks as well.
1. A lot of people cannot handle your attitude:
You have been called a lot of names, you have gotten into many arguments, and you have had to deal with a lot of conflict. All because there are a lot of people who can not deal with constant sass and attitude. As I always say, I am very well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea, I am more like your shot of tequila. You either love me, hate me, or you can handle me in small doses.
2. You tend to be extremely witty and sarcastic:
Usually due to my gift of sass, I can quickly come up with something witty and sarcastic to say to anyone I deem rude. This also helps me come up with amazing comebacks and insults. You better not be sipping on a drink when I am talking, because you just might now know what will come out of my mouth next.
3. You have to watch what you say:
I come from an extremely Irish-Lithuanian Catholic family from the middle of South Boston. We do not have a filter by any means. We swear a lot and we speak our minds and we speak it well. As I have grown older, I have had to learn to watch and think about what I say before I actually say it. Whether it is to be simply professional or out of love, I always think twice of what I say, for once I say it, I won't be able to take it back.
4. No one can ever tell when you are joking or being serious:
A huge part of my conversations with my close friends involves us being extremely sarcastic to each other. We never mean it, we are just joking. I do that with all of my friends. Sometimes people will overhear my conversation and proceed to tell me that I am being so rude, but little do they know, I am just joking.
5. You are constantly told to "Tone it Down":
While my sassiness goes great with my extremely loud and obnoxious personality, I am constantly told that I need to tone it down on a daily basis. If I had a dollar for every time I was told to tone it down, I would be so rich, I could pay for my tuition ten times, and finally have enough money to fulfill my dream: buy a private island with my giant house, and my numerous dog children, and all the wine, pizza, and mozzarella sticks that money could buy.
To all my sass masters out there, I hope you all agree with this short list. Just remember that our sassiness prevents us from ever being boring. Stay spicy and stay sassy.
