Okay, so let me start off by saying that no, not all of these places, people, things etc. are located in Syosset. However, if you live in Syosset (or most of Long Island for that matter) you will most likely relate to this list. Now, without further ado, the ABC's of Syosset.
A - Adventureland:
You had your seventh birthday party here and all of your friends envied you for weeks. Twas' a grand time. You went recently with some friends because you had nothing better to do and realized how small and unorganized this "theme park" actually is.
B - Bagel Boss:
BAGELS. BAGELS. BAGELS. Bagel Boss is the go-to when you come home from college, I mean it is literally open 24/7. Need I say more?
C - Cardinali Bakery:
Perhaps the only store that has ever remained open for more than a month on Cold Spring Road. Not to mention their rainbow cookies are fuego.
D - Diners:
So in this lovely town, we have the On Parade Diner and Celebrity. You have a favorite that you attend religiously for those hungover mornings and you never go to both. Pick your poison.
E - "Can I get a bacon, EGG and cheese please?"
The only thing you ever order at Village Hero.
F - Fire Island:
You go here once in a blue moon for Memorial Day because mom wanted to change things up.
G - Gabby's Bagels:
The less appealing version of Bagel Boss but it is still amazing.
H - Hamptons:
What happens at after-prom, stays at after-prom.
I - Iced Coffee:
No girl goes ANYWHERE without one in her hand.
J - Jones Beach:
Let's face it. You don't go here.
K - Kidfixers:
Just about everyone and their mom in this town goes to this place for check-ups.
L - Lax Bros:
They're everywhere.
M - Manhattan:
You go here for a day to spend all your hard earned money on over-priced clothing, or to spend all your hard earned money on over-priced drinks. God forbid you have to change the train at Jamaica.
N - Nassau:
I mean, it is the county we reside in. Also some random guys from Jericho made a song about it that was low-key decent.
O - Oyster Bay:
Teddy Roosevelt is the place to be (when you have nothing to do).
P - "Piano Man":
You know every single word to this song. After all it is Long Island and we all LOVE Billy Joel.
Q - Queens:
You come here for the sole purpose of visiting relatives.
R - Ralph's
THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD.
S - SYO:
Because no one actually says the full name "Syosset".
T - Tobay:
The only beach you attend.
U - Unique Town Names:
Okay so nothing actually starts with a "U". But... Syosset is afterall a very strange name for a town (Yes, I know it is Native American) however, ask anyone that is not from Long Island to pronounce it and you will die laughing.
V - Vineyard Vines:
The go-to apparel for every lax bro.
W - Walls Wharf:
The place you go to when your mom wants to go somewhere other than "The Main Event" for dinner.
X - X-Pressway:
No such thing as no traffic here.
Y - Yelling:
Also no such thing as whispering here.
Z - Z-100
The only radio station you listen to other than BLI.
