There’s nothing like Gossip Girl to make your binge watching nights so much better. There’s a lot of confusing points, like Chuck and Blair and the Gossip Girl website itself. But, nonetheless it’s an awesome show that you get hooked on immediately.
A is for Archibald
Nate. Archibald. Do I really have to say more?
B is for Blair Waldorf and how much you wish you could be her.
Between having both Chuck and Nate, but also just being Blair Waldorf, there is no one else most girls would rather be.
C is for Chuck Bass.
Refer to A…if the saying “I’m Chuck Bass” doesn’t melt your heart then I really don’t know what will.
D is for Dorota.
Although D could also be for Dan Humphrey, Dorota trumps anyone on the show really. She kind of is the number one character, when everyone thought she was Gossip Girl or when she was doing all the dirty work for Blair, she became number 1.
E is for every time Little Jenny Humphrey screwed up.
Nothing like a good melt down from Little J to help binge watch another 5 episodes. They were almost painful to watch but at the same time, you couldn’t wait for her try to hard and screw up yet again. It seems as though the only place she’ll fit in is with her weirdo mom in Hudson.
F is for fashion
Because on this show nothing screams being on top like the clothes they wear or the bags they carry. Whats the upper east side without a trip to Bendels or Bergdofs? Fashion is top tier for the characters and there is no way in hell you watched an episode and didn’t want Serena VanderWoodsen’s outfit.
G is for Gossip Girl.
Obviously. Not only is it the name of the show, but hello this website is what creates everything that everyone is so drawn into. Every scandal, every relationship all on this little website called Gossip Girl run by Dan Humphrey to work his way on the inner circle? Classic. Also not to mention the little quotes she says during the episode, you gotta love em.
H is for Harry Winston.
The perfect Harry Winston engagement ring that Chuck got for Blair pretty much immediately after they started dating, is exactly the ring all girls want. It’s the ring you put on your Pinterest wedding board (don’t make it like you don’t have one,) and it’s exactly the gesture you want from your future fiance/ I don’t know about you but a Harry Winston engagement ring from Chuck Bass is pretty much exactly the direction I want my life to go in.
I is for Ivy Dickens.
That weirdo character who pretended to be Serena’s cousin in season 4? Totally irrelevant and totally weird. Nice try Ivy, but you’ll never make it on the Upper East Side.
J is for jealousy.
Because in every single situation that happened on this show, between the outfits (which I mentioned before) the social status, just being around Chuck and Nate all the time, a girl can’t help but feel anything but jealous.
K is for Kiss on the Lips party
Because it was only in season 1 at Blair Waldorf’s Kiss on the Lips party that you wish you were actually one of the people on this show. Hello!!!!! Who doesn’t want to be invited to one of Blair Waldorf’s exclusive parties. If you say no, you’re lying to yourself.
L is for liars.
Say what you want but every character on this show is a liar, I mean no one said it was a bad thing? It somehow works out in weird ways for all of them so I mean to each is own I guess.
M is for money
Because the whole show is centered around Chuck Nate Serena and Blair having a ton of it and Dan having none and wishing he did (even though he claims he doesn’t.) Sorry lonely boy.
N is for Nate
Yeah, again I have to say Nate. Archibald, there’s really nothing else to say for N. Nate Archibald pretty much says it all, sorry not sorry.
O is for ouch
There’s a lot of times during the show that you simply say “ouch.” When Chuck denies Blair for the first half of the show, when Dan judges every single character, when Vanessa somehow gets Nate???? You just have to pause it and say “ouch” did that really just happen? Did they really just say/ do that? But then you press play because it’s Gossip Girl and you have to know what happens.
P is for Poppy Lifton.
At first you’re like ok she;s cool, but she kinda tried to ruin Eleanor Waldorf’s fashion show, and then when she tries to steal Serena’s money you’re like wow so she is a backstabber and also, kind of irrelevant. Bye Poppy.
Q is for
Yeah there’s nothing I can say for Q but enjoy the picture of Chuck Bass.
R if for Rufus Humphrey
Overall, just a weird character and kind of a wannabe. I mean hey, his desperation for Lily ultimately lands him her but then he also looses her so I guess pick your battles. Sorry Rufus, as much as you wannabe you’ll always be a random musician who can’t control his kids. I know that was harsh but true so whatever.
S is for Serena Vander Woodsen,
There is pretty much no one I’d rather be, or whose clothes I’d rather have. So she’s a pro at getting herself into trouble? She always dresses cute while doing it so whose the real winner here?
T is for Triangle
Nothing is more exciting then love triangles in tv shows and Gossip Girl of course never fails to deliver. Between Chuck, Blair, and Nate or between Serena, Nate, and Blair or even dare I say it Olivia Burke, Dan Humphrey, and Vanessa Abrams (excuse me while I throw up) they all made the show a lot more intriguing and a lot more fun.
U is for Upper East Side
Because that’s where they all live and because that is where I pretty much need to live when I live on my own. Hello!! My kids need to go to Constance and St. Jude’s and we need to be an Upper East Sider family, no questions asked.
V is for Valley Girls,
That totally weird episode at the end of season two where Lily flashes back on her life when she was younger. (Snooze Fest) Sorry Lily no one cares that you need to find an excuse in your past because you left Serena in jail. It’s okay if you skip all the parts where Lily is young and only focus on the way Chuck creates Blair's perfect prom, we’re all guilty of it.
W is for Waffles.
Because Rufus Humphrey cannot seem to stop making them???????
X is for
Like Q there’s nothing I can say for X but here’s Chuck and Blair just because there's no better couple really, enjoy.
Y is for Yale
Because not only is it Blair Waldorf’s entire life, it somehow becomes your dream school even if it’ll never happen. Idk about anyone else but in my next life I’ll be at Yale with the Blair Waldorf’s of the world, thanks.
Z is for again, I got nothing sorry but I mean just go with it you get the point.
However, I could use Z to talk about how the worst characters on this show are Vanessa Abrams and Georgina Sparks. Ew that’s really all I can say.
Anyway, you’re always going to be wishing you were one of them, and it’s totally fine, but for now, have fun binge watching.
Xoxo, Gossip Girl
