I’ve had my fair share with the fuckboy, and I’m sure you have, too. Here are the seven most common types of fuckboy the modern female is most likely to encounter. Here’s a small tip too if you ever bump into a fuckboy, RUN!
1. The we’re dating but there’s no labels fuckboy:
If you have been regularly seeing this person for three months or longer, and they still haven’t asked you to be their official – it is never happening! So, please babe, don’t tell me over cocktails how meaningful a connection you two have. Clearly it’s not enough, or it’s completely fabricated on your end. If he truly adored you, then he’d lock that shit down.
2. The you need to lose weight fuckboy:
Excuse me? Sweetheart, if you don’t like it, then you can leave it because I know this ass be fine as is.
3. The hit on your friend while you’re in the other room fuckboy:
Even if I didn’t explicitly see you grab my friend’s ass, she’s going to tell me about it later. So as ‘N Sync would sing BYE BYE BYE
4. The accuse you of cheating while they’re out fuckboy:
The projectionists are the worst. I was shocked when my friend, Aaliyah told me that the reason my boyfriend didn’t trust me was because he was in fact cheating. I didn’t believe her. What’s up two wasteful years later, I found out she was right.
5. The don’t call but expect you to hangout the moment they text fuckboy:
Honey, if you want me, then you best be texting me a couple days after we had hung out – not weeks. By then, I would’ve moved on, and you’d be a thing of the past.
6. The my phone died-when I was out with the boys fuckboy:
At 7 pm? I don’t think so.
7. The I never loved you fuckboy:
This is, in my opinion, is the worst fuckboy of them all. This peculiar breed will claim they “never loved you in the first place” after a particularly brutal break-up. What’s horrible about this fuckboy is that it takes away all the experiences you two had created together. It all feels like nothing, and that’s the cruelest treatment of all making us lose time we had in our lives, which is just absolutely unforgivable for any girl.
