There is nothing worse in the world when you see a potential partner across the room and you are too scared to even do anything. That's where pickup lines come into the picture. Pickup lines break the ice and then either you get shot down, or something more happens. Either way, pickup lines are just awesome to use.
1. "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
2. "On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine. And I'm the one you need."
3. "You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
4. "I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."
5. "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me."
6. "Can I have your picture so I can show what Santa what I want for Christmas?"
7. "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you."
8. "Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u."
9. "People call me [insert name], but you can call me tonight!"
10. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
11. "Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids."
12. "Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out."
13. "You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy'."
14. "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."
15. "My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U."
16. "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
17. "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
18. "Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods."
19. "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
20. "Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."
21. "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"
22. "You're hotter than donut grease."
23. "Are you related to Yoda? Cause YODALICIOUS."
24. "I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake."
25. "Your mom told me to say 'hi' to you."
26. "Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you."
27. "Is your name Dunkin? Because I don't want to spend another donut without you."
28. "Are you a vegetable? Because I love you from my head tomatoes."
29. "Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications."
30. "Irish you were naked."
Whether it be on tinder or in real life, pickup lines are a hilarious maneuver to establish a connection. Whether it be a good or bad one.
