Ladies, there are many types of crazy boys in this world, but none compare to the weird boys you can find on Tinder. Here are the 12 types of boys we have all swiped left on.
On the first day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me one weird guy with cute puppies!
There is always that one guy who just puts cute animals in his pictures just to attract women. Ladies, it probably isn't even his puppy.
On the second day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me two nice guys with a nasty pick up lines!
Although they are nice ladies, that doesn't give them the right to say those nasty things to you. If he can't talk to your mom like that, then he shouldn't be talking to you like that.
On the third day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me three f*ckboys with nasty pick up lines!
Don't get me wrong, I love Justin Bieber, but he can sometimes come off as a f*ckboy. This particular species of man is hot and knows he is. He is very hard to resist because of his good looks, but I believe in you.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me four super likes!
Since you have a big heart, you tend to swipe right on someone just because they super liked you. There is nothing wrong with that, but be prepared to receive messages.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me five bad jokes!
I love a bad joke just like the next girl, but if it doesn't even make me chuckle, then we can never be.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me six guys with girlfriends!
There is always that one boy that is perfect for you in every way, but during your usual Facebook stalk, you find out that he has a girlfriend.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me seven guys who sit behind you in biology!
Nothing is more awkward than seeing someone on Tinder you know. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs (if you get that reference, I love you).
On the eighth day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me eight guys with guns, and not the hot kind!
Hobbies are cool and all, but I don't want to see guns in every single one of your pictures. It makes me a little scared to message you. Maybe having one of you cuddling a bear. Yeah, that's better.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me nine guys with all group pictures!
This certain guy is ashamed of something and I don't think that's a good thing because that one reason to hide who he is is just making him easier to deny it.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me 10 annoying gym rats!
The most unattractive thing in men is when they are obsessed with going to the gym. Working out is good and all, but if the only thing you can talk about is how big your muscles are, I'm afraid I am going to have to un-match you.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me 11 hot guys with the ratchet bios!
You were so close to passing the test, but the second I saw, "I eat the booty like groceries," in your bio, I lost interest.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Tinder gave to me 12 guys with only one picture!
If the guy only has one picture, he is either trying to either catfish you or isn't confident. Neither is a good sign, my friend.
Just uninstall Tinder, my friends. Happy Christmas!
