1. Follow the dress code
Patagonia, Vineyard Vines, and J Crew are staples in everyone's wardrobe. We dress well year round, not just for Golf Party.
Athlete Civ is always the easiest section, so planning your schedule around it is a no brainer. Be prepared, though, because trying to get a spot in the section is basically a scene out of the Hunger Games, just at 7am.
3. Never go to the gym from 3-5pm
The "3-5 crowd" is a very real thing. So, if you want a shot at getting at treadmill, make sure to avoid the gym during that two hour window.
4. If you need to get work done, never set up camp in Slavin.
It's just too good of a people watching spot to get a decent amount of work done.5. But be sure to not sit in view of the Dunkin Donuts webcam.
Unless you want to be harassed by your friends with either screenshots or coffee orders, choose your seat wisely.
6. Always hold the door for the person behind you.
PC prides itself on how friendly and helpful everyone is here. So, holding the door for someone walking behind you never goes unnoticed.
7. Never use the trays in Alumni
By the end of the first month of freshman year, pretty much everyone has mastered the art of carrying everything they're getting for Take 3 without dropping something. Please, oh please, never use a tray to carry your food. The only purpose they serve is being used for sledding down Guzman Hill on snow days.
8. Stick to the sidewalk
Don't walk on the grass. Simple as that. There's no good reason why, just stay on the sidewalk like everyone else.
9. Never make eye contact with the squirrels.
Speaking from personal experience, you should never make eye contact with one of the PC squirrels unless you want to run the risk of getting chased by it. Don't let them see your fear.
Because it'll always #SuckToBU.
