So, you’re looking for ways to avoid studying for your economics exam tomorrow and naturally find yourself perusing good old social media. Aside from doing a solid “self-stalk” and eventually ending up on your girlfriend’s cousin’s sister’s page, there is no doubt that you scrolled through your newsfeed in search of a hearty laugh. Of course you found it, when you encountered these 10 types of people.
1. The person who constantly posts about their political beliefs
Not quite sure what you’re trying to do by posting about politics, but If your goal was to lose friends you DEFINITELY succeeded! I mean come on, we get it, dude, write about it in your diary or something.
2. The person who edits the S*#T out of their pictures
Woah, last time I saw you, your hair wasn’t blonde and your legs weren’t straight-up toothpicks... who are you trying to fool anyway? Don’t you know we all see straight through this? Your face is like literally blurry, at least do a better job or something.
3. The person who takes every pointless quiz the Internet has to offer
Does it make you feel better to know that when you grow up, you are going to be a doctor (even though you didn’t go to college)? Are you happy you got Ariel when you took the “Which Disney Princess Are You” quiz? Yeah? Awesome, don’t post it, thanks!
4. The vegan who won’t stop sharing their recipes
Quite honestly, I have never NOT known that someone was a vegan. I think in the vegan handbook rule number one is “make sure EVERYONE you know is aware you are a vegan, even if it doesn’t concern them whatsoever.” Love that. Keep doing that, please.
5. The moms who love their kids just a little too much
Pretty positive every mother in the world believes their kid is the best on earth, but for the love of g*d we don’t need to hear about your kid’s grades or what they ate for breakfast!
6. The person who is stuck in 2012
All right, let’s get one thing straight, people, hashtags are meant for Twitter, I repeat, hashtags are meant for Twitter. Next time you want to clutter a newsfeed with infinite useless hashtags, take it to a different social media. XO!
7. The person who’s Facebook is constantly being hacked
So, we get it, sometimes you forget to log out of Facebook on your friend’s laptop and, well, we know the rest. However, if you could keep the poop visuals to a minimum that would be nice and enough of the spam game invites already! No, I do not want to send you a gift on "8 Ball Pool," but thanks for asking!!
8. The nostalgic person who “TBT’s" every week
It’s bad enough people TBT every week on Instagram, can we, like, not bring it to Facebook too!? Your baby pictures are cute, but you look the same in every one... No need to post it every week.
9. The person who hasn’t changed their profile picture in five years
Yo dude, you good? Pretty sure you’re out of college now, but your current profile picture is you in war paint at your 16th birthday party. Time for an update, bro!
10. That friend who doesn’t have a Facebook and makes your life so difficult
Do you understand how often I go to post a link on your wall, or hit you with a new song, or tag you in a photo? If you aren’t publicly friends on a social media platform, are you even really friends at all!?
