Dear Bed,
Your cushions are like none other. When I lay my body down at night, I am instantly at peace. If I knew what a cloud felt like, I know you'd come close to comparison.
You are not just what dream are made of, but what creates my dreams as well. You are the reason I have the most pleasant dreams each night. If it weren't for you, I would never be able to pretend I'm in Disney World everyday.
You have been there for me during the ups and the downs. You were there supporting me when I cried myself to sleep. You were there for me when I laughed my heart out over some show on Netflix. You are my one true supporter.
You nurture me whenever I get sick. You hold my tissues and let me lay on you in pain. You allow me to spill my chicken noodle soup everywhere and still comfort me as I attempt to go to sleep.
We've been friends for years. They say to replace your mattress every eight year, but I refuse to let a good friend like you go. It's hard to come by someone you love, and I can't let you go now that I've found you.
They swear I can get another bed just like you, but nothing could ever replace you. Even if I found your exact twin, there would be something off just enough to make me miss you.
You're stuck with me forever, unless you get bedbugs. You getting bugs would be like me getting an incurable, deadly disease. I would want to comfort you, but at that point it'd be too late. I beg you to never get bedbugs because I don't think I'd be able to give you up easily.
Thank you for everything you've done for me over the years we've been together. Thank you for holding my cloths, allowing strangers to lay on you and so much more. You are an awesome friend.
Every day, I think about you. I think about coming home and laying down on you until I find peace again. You are my stress reliever and my comforter.
Here's to the future, pal. I look forward to the many more nights we share together.
Sincerely,
Someone who was way too tired when they wrote this.