How many times have you been walking around central campus when all of a sudden an extremely attractive person walks by? In my case the answer is too many times to count. I never have a good ice breaker, so in the end I just keep walking. I know I can't be the only one struggling with this problem. These pick-up lines are sure to be the perfect way to capture someones heart. If you're from Iowa State have no fear because this article will give you everything you need to be able to approach that potential honey.
1. I love you more than I love Conversations late night meal bundles
Let's be real here. We all imagine the day we can find someone greater than Convos late night meal bundies, and to tell your special someone that you love them more than those is one of the highest amounts of love you can give. If they're from Iowa State they'll understand.
2. I was lost using the MyState App, but I'm found now that I have you
If you haven't had at least one instance where you were using the MyState App and you ended up somewhere completely different, you're lying. This is sure to capture any Iowa Staters heart.
3. I'd walk all the way from MWL to State Gym for you and I to workout
Lied Rec Center is about two minutes away from MWL, but State Gym is around twenty minutes. Telling someone you'd walk all the way from MWL to State gym is equivalent to telling someone you'd cross the ocean for them. Trust me. I also guarentee they'll find it punny because State Gym is where you go to workout, and in this pick-up line you want you and that potential honey to workout.
4. Are you the albino squirrel? Cause I'm so lucky to have found you
It is said that if you see the albino squirrel on campus that you'll have good luck for your next test — and let's admit it, we all need that. Just be careful who you use it on because if you compare someone to an albino squirrel that doesn't know the Iowa State legend, you might not have a second date.
5. Can you swipe me in?
Because Seasons Dining Center is the ideal spot for a first date.
6. So baby pull me closer in the backseat of the CyRide
That I know you can afford because Iowa State students get to ride the CyRide for free.7. Are you the area of floor space around the Zodiac? Cause I'd be a failure without you
If it wasn't for the extra floor space around the Zodiac, us Iowa State students would fail every test. It's something we can't live without. Just make sure your significant other knows that you mean it as in you can't live without them and not that you're gonna walk all over them.
8. I'd wear Hawkeye gear for you... lol jk no one is worth that embarrassment
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
9. I'd go through sorority recruitment all over again if it meant your name would end up on my bid card
Because recruitment requires blood, sweat, and tears. It's all worth it though.
