Have you ever wondered what the universe has in store for you? What you're destined to be? Well today, using an ancient algorithm that has been passed down by my ancestors for centuries, you get to find out.
So let us begin...
But first this will require a little math and given the US' world rank in math, it would probably be a good idea for you to whip out a calculator real quick. I mean, hey, you can never be too careful when finding out your eternal destiny. Amirite?
So now we can begin. All you have to do is follow the procedure prescribed below.
Eternal Destiny Procedure
1. Select any number that you're willing to do math with
2. Double it
3. Now take the number you got in #2 and add eight
4. Take the number you got from step #3 and divide it by 2
5. Now take the number you got from step #4 and subtract the number you started within step #1
6. Now whatever number you ended up with after step #5, take that and select the letter that corresponds with it in the alphabet. (For example, If you ended up with the number, 1, the letter would be A since A is the first letter of the alphabet. If you got 2 your letter would B because it's the second letter of the alphabet.)
7. After you find the corresponding letter, think of a country that starts with that letter
8. Once you've thought of the country, take the second letter in the name of that country and think of an animal whose name begins with that letter. (I.e. If the country was America, the animal could be a Monkey)
9. Lastly, whatever animal you got in step #8 think of what color that animal is usually said to be. (I.e. A flamingo= pink)
Take you color and look below to see what you're destined to become...
Blue- A beacon of light for all to behold and admire.
Orange- a breath of fresh air, forever rejuvenating and invigorating those you cross paths with
Yellow- love incarnate- you make all around you feel important. There's nothing quite like being the person who has your full attention
Grey- a blithering twat
Brown- A hot summer's rain- you are unique and a blessing to all around you. Don't bundle it up inside
Other colors- Your destiny is yet to be determined
