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Syllabus Week, Explained By The Kardashians

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Syllabus Week, Explained By The Kardashians
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Syllabus week has become a major event in the college lifestyle. You're just getting back from break and easing back into classes. But it's not that simple... You need to reunite with everyone, buy books, figure out where classes are, and of course celebrate being back at school with all your peers. If anyone knows how syllabus week is, it's the Kardashians


1. Walking into class like:

2. When professors force everyone into doing icebreakers the first day:


3. Your reaction to, "You will need the book if you want to pass this course..."

4. Seeing other people actually dressed up for class and you're just like:

5. When the professor is explaining the course schedule and you're sitting there like:


6. Thinking about the gym sessions and clean eating you planned on doing...

7. Reuniting with your friends after break.

8. When the professor explains that attendance is graded and you're just like:

9. When a group project is mentioned.

10. When a professor starts teaching right after explaining the syllabus instead of letting you leave:

11. Reading that the final is 30 percent of your grade...and cumulative.

12. Realizing how much all your books are going to cost this semester.

13. Looking at all the stuff you still need to unpack like:

14. Seeing, "The two lowest quiz scores will be dropped," on the syllabus.

15. When a professor assigns homework on the first day...

16. But that surely will not going to stop you from going out that night.


17. And obviously you have to get back into your college eating habits.

18. Then walking into classes every day of the week like:

19. Realizing it's the night before the second week of classes thinking:

20. But you remember you've done this before so...

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