Super Bowl LIV is here, ladies! Which means you're probably headed to a watch party where the only thing you'll care about is the halftime show and whether someone brought guac. Since you're obviously not going to care about the game happening on the field, why not play a little game of your own? Because you'll need something to do besides checking out all the tight ends.
And if you're a girl who actually enjoys watching football, good for you! In that case, you'll enjoy this game a little extra. Because regardless of whether you're (first) down to watch the game, who doesn't love drinking at a Super Bowl party? So grab a case of your favorite light beer and a cute pink koozie and get ready to get blitzed.
1. Jimmy Garoppolo looks so attractive it makes you uncomfortable.
2. One of the guys you're watching with says something you don't understand.
3. Nick Bosa gets a sack (aka tackles Patrick Mahomes).
4. Someone makes a field goal.
5. Someone misses a field goal.
6. Someone swears at the TV.
7. A commercial makes you laugh
8. Someone scores a touchdown.
9. Someone throws an interception (aka throws the ball to the other team).
10. Someone fumbles (aka drops the ball when they aren't supposed to).
11. You check how much time is left in the quarter.
Take two sips when...
12. You are pretending to know what is going on.
13. You think Kyle Shanahan, the 49ers head coach, is kinda cute.
14. One of the guys you're watching with talks about how good Patrick Mahomes is.
15. Travis Kelce catches a touchdown.
16. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look so attractive it makes you uncomfortable.
17. Your dad texts you something about the game.
Finish your drink when...
18. Someone you're watching with is visibly depressed.
19. A guy you're watching with mansplains something to you.
20. The game's over (YOU WON! Hopefully).
Pour one out if...
21. You're already thinking about tomorrow night's episode of "The Bachelor."