Spring is in the air and summer is already just around the corner. With just finals month left to power through, we are all dreaming about summer. We always have a certain idea of how the summer is going to go- how this summer is going to be different..... but, every summer without fail, we still end up being the same lazy college kid we were last year. Here are a few very basic, very universal expectations we all have for summer that usually end up in failure.
Expectation: Stop eating out of boredom
Reality: Actually eating everything in sight 100% of the time
Expectation: Seeing all your friends and never spending a Friday night in
Reality: A real life metamorphosis into a friendless potato.
Expectation: Finding a cute boy to cuddle
Reality: Settling for your best friend
Expectation: Spend a lot of time outside
Reality: Sitting on the couch avoiding human contact at all costs
Expectation: Working out or going to the gym every day
Reality: Turning every day activities into exercise and calling it a day
Expectation: Be productive all day and not spend your entire day sleeping or on the couch
Reality: Ignoring your responsibilities at all costs
Expectation: Waking up early to seize the day
Reality: Your bed just makes it too hard
Expectation: Getting a perfectly bronze tan.
Reality: Actually burning after 15 minutes in the sun.
Expectation: Go on lots of dates.
Reality: Eating alone in your car at the dunks drive through every day when you wake up.
