14 Reasons I'll Choose Coffee Over Boys Every Time
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14 Reasons I'll Choose Coffee Over Boys Every Time

Coffee is always there when you need it unlike boys.

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14 Reasons I'll Choose Coffee Over Boys Every Time
Rachel Klumpp

This Valentine's Day, don't worry about being with a boy, or what you are gonna do without a boyfriend. Us girls don't need boys all we need is coffee. We all have that addiction to get through every day. Mine is coffee. It's all I need, not boys and here's why.

It will always comfort you

No matter where you go for your everyday coffee fix whether it is at home, Starbucks or a local coffee shop as soon as that taste of caffeine and sugar hits your mouth it instantly warms your heart. Half the time guys will just be like suck it up or you're being too dramatic

It's always there for you

There is always a barista there ready to make your next cup of jo whenever you need it. Heck, now we even have 24 hour Dunkin Donuts. Coffee will always be there for you no matter what unlike guys who prioritize their stuff before yours.

Coffee will never break your heart

If you don't like it you can always try something else. Coffee will never deny you or end things with you. It will always be there

You don't have to share

It's your cup of coffee no one else's. You don't have to worry about it getting taken away or being cheated on. You don't have to share your coffee with 50 other girls. Its there for you and no one else.

It will always get you a birthday present

Dunkin' and Starbucks always offers you a free drink on your birthday so you are never disappointed without a birthday present

There are so many different types

Whether you're in a hot coffee or cold coffee mood. Or you want something sweet versus something bitter. Every day you could try a new type of coffee or even a new store and never be disappointed.

Its only calories, not babies

The worse thing coffee can do to you its add a few calories. It can't get you pregnant, it can't give you an STD. Coffee is the safest and healthiest option.

It can't ghost you

Coffee doesn't have a cellphone or social media. You don't have to worry about it leaving you or ghosting you

Coffee doesn't care what you look like

Coffee will always be there for you no matter what you're wearing, how much makeup you have one or how skinny you are. You can have it no matter what. It will be there when you roll out of bed before you even brush your hair.

You can obsess over it and not be crazy 

You have a different cup of coffee every day. You can obsess over all the ingredients in your coffee. You can obsess over all the different kinds or how long it takes to make your cup. You can obsess without anyone thinking you're crazy

No one is counting

No one is counting how many cups of coffee you've had today. Or even this week

Coffee will never lie to you

Coffee can't talk. They can't lie to you or keep secrets from you. They can't hurt you their words or actions. You are protected from all the pain.

You don't have to try hard

You don't have to try hard to get a cup of coffee like you do for a boy. You can make it at home or just walk to the shop. You don't have too put too much effort into your order.

It's full of love

Coffee will always love you no matter what. It won't hate you or push you away. it will take care of you

Coffee will always love you unconditionally. Put down the dating apps and pick up your next cup of coffee. It will always be there for you. Enjoy!

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