It's nearly Thanksgiving, which likely means you'll soon be interacting with your extended family for the first time in the semester. This being my third Thanksgiving since coming to college, I've had the opportunity to reflect on the experiences that both I and my friends have had when traveling home for Thanksgiving. It might be more bearable if you know what to expect, so I've created a convenient guide of the seven stages of going home for Thanksgiving.
1. The attack of affection
Of course you want to hug your mom. And your dad. And your aunt. And grandmother. Even your grandparents' next-door neighbor has come over to see you. Did we invite them? They're staying for dinner? Oh, I guess that's cool.
2. Explaining your love life (or lack thereof)
Yes, you're still single. No, it doesn't bother you. Yes, you realize the clock's ticking. Maybe one day they'll accept your alternative lifestyle — single with multiple pets.
3. Trying to seem like you have your career figured out
At this point, you're just hoping that there's some kind of job called "professional napping," but that probably won't go over well with your lawyer uncle who's still trying to convince you to go to law school.
4. Avoiding political conversations like the plague
As soon as the living room turns into a swirling vortex of partisan terror, get out. Run directly to the kids' table. "I agree, Timmy. The Green Power Ranger is far superior to the Red Ranger. What a convincing argument you've made."
5. Grubbin' on home cooking
Time to reward yourself with some real food. After living off of ramen and midnight Taco Bell, Thanksgiving dinner is a sweet, sweet reprieve.
6. Actual family bonding
Thanksgiving Day Parade, Thanksgiving football, and Charlie Brown specials. Combine these with tryptophan-induced food comas and you've got family bonding at its finest. No one will judge you for cuddling on Grandma's couch like you're five again.
7. Thankfulness
Once you realize you'll soon have to return to small dorm room beds, instant noodles, and exams, your sentimentality will begin to show. Thanksgiving is the one day a year that we're actively reminded to be thankful for the good things in our lives, especially our families. This is a point in your life when nothing is certain, except the love and support of your family. Family gatherings might be stressful, but they're a blessing. Soak it up while you can, and be thankful for your crazy support system.
