To all incoming freshmen, this won't be easy. It will take a whole school year to come to terms with your... well term.
So to offer some support and guidance to track your journey. Here are The Five Stages of Freshman Year...
1. Denial
Why is everyone so tall? Why am I walking next to full grown adults? What happened to lunch lines and being yelled at for being too loud in a fire drill? I'm not ready for essays and due dates months away, that I secretly hold off until the night before. What do you mean I get to leave early on exam days?
2. Anger
Since when did she become a bitch? Did he seriously just take me out on a date WHILE HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE US AN ESSAY OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK?! And yes Mrs. (fill in the blank), I was using the entire week to be with family.
(one of the highlights of my year... sitting on the forbidden couch)
3. Bargaining
I won't tell everyone I stalked you on Facebook and found out you work at Hunk-O-Mania if you ignore me not turning in my homework for the past week and then give me credit when I finally do. Or that I left it on my "desk" last night and I swear it's there.
4. Depression
I'm so tired. There's too much homework. My friends are all changing and becoming little bitc-... I have a scoop of ice cream every night to cope and I'm in the middle of a milkshake craze. I should have listened to the high school orientation.
5. Acceptance
Okay, I get it. Do my homework in the bathroom, during lunch, and whenever the teacher says "free time". Blackmailing teachers doesn't work, friends are another story. And speaking of friends, most of them are horrible and mean. You have like three but you have an endless list of acquaintances that you talk shit about to your mom. You accept your place in school, the baby, and fall into a routine with the rest of the school population. Tomorrow's the first day of sophomore year. Whoop-whoop.
(homecoming with my homeschooled best friend. i am forever jealous)
All my love,
Madison.





















