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Spending A Night In As Described By "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"

Trade going out for a night in with Netflix and the royal family of reality TV.

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Spending A Night In As Described By "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
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Everyone does it every once in a while. It's Friday night, everyone's getting ready to go out, but there's nothing that can convince you to leave your bed and Netflix behind. Although the Kardashians are known for partying, here's a night spent in as described by their family.

1. When you make the definite decision to stay in and breathe a sigh of relief that you don't have to do your hair/makeup/pick out an outfit.

2. When you watch from your bed as all your friends panic about what shoes to wear or how to do their hair.

3. That moment of release when they all finally leave.

4. Trying to decide what takeout to order, then ordering too much, and horrifying yourself by finishing all of it.

5. Trying to pick a movie on Netflix.

6. When you have to pee but you're so comfortable that you contemplate how long you can hold it before you burst.

7. When you get a text saying, 'Where are you?' or, 'Come out!' from one of your friends.

8. When all the Snap stories and Instagrams start rolling in and you feel a small amount of FOMO.

9. But then you remember that you're the only one that won't have a hangover tomorrow #winning.

10. When you run out of shows to watch on Netflix so you resort to reading random Buzzfeed articles.

11. And finally, when you decide to go to bed at 11 p.m. and get a decent night's sleep, knowing that you'll have the chance to turn up next weekend.

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