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Sorority Recruitment As Told By Bob's Burgers

If I could wear pink bunny ears to every party, I would.

 Erin Farmer
Jan 02, 2017
Wake Forest
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Sorority Recruitment As Told By Bob's Burgers

So it's recruitment season, and you're feeling good and ready to flirt with some girls

But it's the first party of Day 1 and you have no idea what the words to the chant are...


We're all shouting together...so as long as it's loud it's right...right?

And the recruitment chairs are looking at you like...

And you get matched up with a girl and suddenly have no idea what to say.

"So I have a weird obsession with Bob's Burgers, wbu?"

Then it's time to introduce her to the next sister and you have no idea what she said her name was.

You realize you have to step your game up for Day 2.

WE. NEED. TO. HIT. QUOTA.

You walk in looking fly and identical to 150 other girls

You sit down with a girl who you can tell is terrified

And you tell her it's all good!

Yes this is actually my makeup look during recruitment.

When Day 3 hits you hard

If I have to smile at one more girl I'm gonna die.

If you have to ask one more girl what her major is...


But then your rush crush walks back through the door and everything is right with the world.

At the end of the day, you are desperate for sustenance.


You finally make it to pref and it's time for the hard sell on sisterhood.

But you see that your favorite isn't there...

But you still have to put your best foot forward

And you look around the room, and remember why you went through this process in the first place


And then it's bid day and it's all worth it because you have a great group of new sisters to watch Bob's Burgers with!

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