I love rap. I love the beats, the lyricism, and the absolutely ridiculous stuff rappers can say with a straight face and still try to maintain a gangster imagine. So heres a look at some of my favorite lines rappers have said in their songs over the years.
" Horse don’t stop they keep goin’"
"Digits" — Young Thug
I get that horses have pretty high stamina, but I’m pretty sure they stop sometimes. How else do they sleep and eat? It’s not like they just gallop around forever.
"You already upset, got a tiger as a pet, I just took him to the vet."
"Nasty Freestyle" — T-Wayne
So many questions for Mr. T-Wayne: Where did you get a tiger? Why is he sick? Did the person you upset hurt him? Where did you even find a vet who works on tigers? Poor dude was probably scared when you brought that giant cat in. Actually I bet all the animals were. There was a probably a poor little wiener dog cowering under a chair that was so scared he literally pooped himself.
"I’m Tryna give Halle Berry a baby and no one can stop me!"
"Versace" — Migos feat. Drake
Someone should probably stop him. He should at least ask Halle Berry first. You can’t just run in guns blazing giving people babies Drake.
"Weezy F baby and the “F” is for Phenomenal"
"Lil Wayne" — Yes
Lil Wayne must’ve been sick on the day they took this spelling test.
"Reeboks on I just do it"
"F*** With Me You Know I Got It- Jay-Z Feat. Rick Ross"
Rick Ross was sponsored by Reebok, but still used Nike’s slogan in this line. Its ok Rick Ross, we all get confused sometimes.
"gibby dobop, opsidiatoptop cropdodbe suppadubopbop gima……. lifestyle"
"Lifestyle" — Rich Gang
Does anyone actually understand what he’s saying? It’s been two years since this song dropped and I still have absolutely no idea. Actually the entire song is just auto tuned mumbling and then the word “lifestyle”. Ten out of ten. Absolute poetry.
"Young, black and famous with money hanging out the anus"
"Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down" — Diddy
Either Diddy is wiping with money or he really should go see his doctor. Either way I’m concerned. Money is so dirty Diddy, like that hundred could’ve been in between a strippers…. oh wait.
"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty"
"Birthday Song" — 2 Chainz
Nice nickname 2 Chinz, how long did it take you to come up with that one? I like this straight to the point nickname making so I gave it a try; I got a friend with a big nose, so I call him big nose. Doesn't have the same ring to it.
"Why you sleeping wit ya eyes closed?"
"Get On The Bus- Destiny's Child Feat. Timbaland"
..... Because thats how most people sleep Timbaland. Maybe its just me who sleeps with both eyes shut.
"I don't like to drive, Versace jeans in limousine/ I could freestyle to a dolphin and a tambourine."
"Aquaberry Dolphin" — Riff Raff
Wait... What?
