Here at Penn State, we are experiencing a winter that has been un-lovingly coined the "snowpocalypse." Since this campus is notorious for never canceling school, we females on campus have come up with a foolproof set of rules to avoid slips, freezing necks and messed up hair.
Never wear Uggs when it is snowing or icy. If you prefer to waddle like a penguin from class to class and surfbort down every hill, that's fine. But if you want to walk like a normal human being, for god's sake, please buy a pair of Sorrels. They are ridiculously cute, warm, have great traction and will make you look exactly like every other basic bish on campus! Yay!
Buy a damn parka. I don't care if you feel like you are joining a cult of nuns walking around campus -- everyone has one for a reason. They work! And they cover your butt. If you have never experienced butt warmth from a jacket, you are about to have your world rocked.
Learn how to rock a beanie. Whether you go skater style or hipster-chic, find a loose fitting beanie and wear the crap out of it. It will prevent blindness from hair flying in your face and fend off the arctic wind from your ears.
Infinity scarves are life. That parka is of no use if there is an icy blast of arctic wind billowing down your neck.
So, there you have it. Welcome to the cult of parka-wearing-Sorrel-loving females of snowy campuses nationwide!
