Okay look, we know the conventional man loves a girl with big boobs. Yet the question remains: What does that mean for us with A, B, and C cups? Now, I've been a B cup since the eighth grade, and not much has changed since then. I'm starting to think that I'll never have that "boost", considering it has been eight years of the same bra size.
While breast implants are a thing, they aren't necessary for those of us that have small boobs. While sure, they may be more appealing to the male (or female) eye, it doesn't mean that we should hate our tiny boobs at all. There are actually quite a few perks to having small boobs.
1. You can sleep on your stomach.
My best friend has huge boobs. And by huge, I mean... well, absolutely huge. I've never seen her sleep on her stomach in her life, and that's because she can't. Not only does it hurt her like hell, it just isn't naturally comfortable for her to do so.
I, on the other hand, have no problem sleeping on my stomach. I can breathe fine, it doesn't mess up my back, I don't hate my life in the morning, and so on and so forth. It just does not affect me.
2. Shirts tight? Not a thing.
From what I've heard from my friends with big boobs, and from what I've witnessed at the bar a few times, shirts tend to bunch up around boobs. They have little stretch-lines that pop up, and preventing them is nearly impossible without some surgical breast reduction or a shirt that doesn't fit quite right.
The worst thing about my boobs is that it looks like I don't have any, and if that means that I'm prone to looking flat-chested rather than having a shirt that doesn't fit me quite right, that's a compromise that I'm willing to take.
3. You can run without them slapping you in the face.
They literally make special sports bras for the sporty babes out there with big boobs. For me, I can wear a bralette on the rare occasion that I do anything athletic and be perfectly fine. The worst thing, in my opinion, is the possibility of my nipples showing through my shirt - but in this day in age, who really gives a shit about that.
4. No back problems.
I know a lot of big-chested babes that have to literally go to a chiropractor just because their boobs are so heavy. The only reason my back ever gets thrown out-of-whack is if I'm carrying too much around in my backpack, which is for sure a compromise that I, along with my health insurance, is willing to take.
5. Two words: strapless bras.
Strapless bras are never a problem for us in the itty-bitty-titty-committee. Now granted, these tend to be a staple under bralettes to make it look like we have something to offer and we're not all completely flat chested, but it does make it easy for us to wear things that lack the support of straps. Our boobs don't weigh down our clothing, and it gives us that little boost on our wardrobes.
6. They don't sag.
Sagging is not a problem for anyone with small boobs. They tend to stick straight out, and there is never any weight to pull our boobs down. It's scientifically impossible, and quite frankly, takes a few years off your presumed age.
7. Your face (and booty) get more attention.
People aren't distracted by your chest and tend to focus more of their attention on your other (ass)ets. When people look you in the face, they aren't distracted by what's down below; they're focused on your face, which is one of the most flattering things that someone can be focused on. Also, with one less blessing to look at, we can all admit men tend to focus their attention on your booty.
8. And my personal favorite, no boob sweat.
The summer is never a problem for those that haven't been blessed with a lot of cleavage. Shirts never have that dreaded under-boob sweat stain, and you never get hot when you're running around downtown in the summers or touring all of those historic places your parents make you go to in the heat.
So look, while you may think you would look better with bigger boobs, at the end of the day, be happy you were blessed with a lack of breasts. It's comfortable and makes your life just that much easier.
