11 Signs You Know You're Obsessed With 'Say Yes To The Dress'

11 Signs You Know You're Obsessed With 'Say Yes To The Dress'

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There are so many bridal shows on television nowadays, such as "Bridezillas" and "My Fair Wedding." With all of the new shows constantly coming out, there will always be a series near and dear to our hearts: "Say Yes to The Dress." Whether your heart lies with "New York," "Atlanta," "Bridesmaids," or "Randy Knows Best," here are 11 ways that you know you have a bit of an obsession.

1. You know exactly what you want to a T...


You know what designers you like, styles you prefer, and what you're budget is going to be. #Lazarogirl all the way.


2. Or you have absolutely no clue because there are so many beautiful choices.


3. Deep down you know that Monte from "Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta" is your spirit animal.

He is the perfect mixture of cheeky quips and southern charm.


4. You are now very aware who NOT to bring to your bridal appointment.

There are always those brides that bring groups of people that are overly opinionated and never have the bride in mind. You also know that it is never a good idea to have too big of a group with you.


5. Friday Bride Day is your favorite day of the week.

"Say Yes to the Dress," "Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta," "Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids," "Four Weddings," "Bride by Design," and more! It's everything our satin- and lace-loving hearts desire.


6. You judge other bride's fashion choices.

Some brides have the absolute worst choices when it comes to picking their dresses, especially if they have a theme. Legitimately, there was a girl that wanted a pirate-themed dress. I can't make this stuff up.


7. You're willing to travel to Kleinfeld's or Bridals by Lori to find your perfect dress.

You can't wait until you're able to get up on that pedestal in front of your loved ones in a gorgeous wedding dress. These stores also have so many options that many other bridal shops don't offer, such as dresses in colored options, like this blush gown by Lazaro.


8. When Randy gets sassy and it makes the episode that much better.

Randy (most) always knows what is best for the clients, and when they go against his advice or are particularly picky or rude, he will unleash the ultimate sass.


9. You have no idea why someone would spend more than a down payment on a house for a dress.

$4,000 dollars is actually a reasonable price, considering that many of the brides go up to $10,000, and in some episodes, they have featured brides buying multiple dresses or even purchasing a dress upwards of $50,000. That is literally the price of two brand new cars.


10. You feel like you're best friends with the bridal associates.

In addition to following the journeys of each individual bride, you get to learn about the bridal associates and their lives as well. Watching Nicole get promoted and Sarah pick out her wedding dress made us giddy with excitement.


11. And you can't help but smile and feel giddy inside when they finally say yes to the dress.

You can't wait to go shopping for your own wedding dress after watching brides find the dresses of their dreams. Whether they want to look like a princess or old Hollywood glamour, each bride that finds a dress fits them perfectly and makes us happy for them.

Cover Image Credit: Persephone Magazine

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50 Quotes from the Best Vines

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In 2017 we had to say goodbye to one of the best websites to ever roam the internet: Vine. In case you have been living under a rock since 2013, Vine was -(sad face)- a website and app that took the internet and the app store by storm in Winter 2013. It contained 6-second videos that were mostly comedy- but there were other genres including music, sports, cool tricks and different trends. Vine stars would get together and plan out a vine and film it till they got it right.

It was owned by Twitter and it was shut down because of so many reasons; the viners were leaving and making money from Youtube, there was simply no money in it and Twitter wanted us to suffer.

There's been a ton of threads on Twitter of everyone's favorite vines so I thought I'd jump in and share some of my favorites. So without further ado, here are some quotes of vines that most vine fanatics would know.

1. "AHH...Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant"

2. "Nate how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!"

3. "Road work ahead? Uh Yea, I sure hope it does"

4. "Happy Crimus...." "It's crismun..." "Merry crisis" "Merry chrysler"

5. "...Hi Welcome to Chili's"

6. "HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!.."

7."Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my looordd"

8. Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."

9. "It's a avocadooo...thanks"

10. "Yo how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"

11. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."

12. "Hey Tara you want some?" "This b*%th empty. YEET!"

13. "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- Freeshavaca do"

14. "Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"

15. "Two brooss chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay"

16. "Jared can you read number 23 for the class?" "No I cannot.... What up I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never f#@%in learned how to read."

17. "Not to be racist or anything but Asian people SSUUGHHH"

18. 18. "I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby"

19. "Hey, I'm lesbian" "I thought you were American"

20. "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag" "you spilled- whaghwhha- lipstick in my Valentino White bag?"

21. "What's better than this? Guys bein dudes"

22. "How'd you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?" "I got what?" "You got eggzma?"

23. "WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?" "THEY are my crocs!"

24. "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

25. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!" "I can't sweem"

26. "Say Coloradoo" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"

27. "How much did you pay for that taco?" Aight yo you know this boys got his free tacoo"

28. *Birds chirping* "Tweekle Tweekle"

29. "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

30. "I brought you Frankincense" "Thank you" "I brought you Myrrh" "Thank you" "Mur-dur" "huh...Judas..no"

31. "Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime" "You ain't go to bed?" "Oh she caught me"

32. "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?"33. "Oh I like ya accent where you from?" "I'm Liberian" "Oh, my bad *whispering* I like your accent..."

34. "Next Please" "Hello" "Sir, this is a mug shot" "A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee"


35. "Hey did you happen to go to class last week?" "I have never missed a class"

36. "Go ahead and introduce yourselves" "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-" "Stop, stop, stop. Where?" "Hmm?" "Where's the B?" "There's a bee?"

37. "There's only one thing worse than a rapist...Boom" "A child" "No"

38. "Later mom. What's up me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker...GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?


39. "Dad look, it's the good kush." This is the dollar store, how good can it be?"

40. "Zach stop...Zach stop...You're gonna get in trouble. Zach"

41. "CHRIS! Is that a weed? "No this is a crayon-" I'm calling the police" *puts 911 into microwave* "911 what's your emergency"

42. "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? "

43. *Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* "ADAM"

44. "Would you like the spider in your hand?" "Yea" "Say please" "Please" *puts spider in hand* *screams*

45. "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge"

46. *girl blows vape* "...WoW"

47. *running* "...Daddy?" "Do I look like-?"

48. *Pours water onto girl's face" "Hello?"

49. "Wait oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman" "HaaaAHH"

50. "...And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates"


I could literally go on forever because I just reference vines on a daily basis. Rest in peace Vine

Cover Image Credit: Vine

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