As the semester winds down, you rapidly become more and more desperate to call it quits and go home for break. Here are the signs that you're over this semester.
1. This is your response when the ATM asks whether you want a receipt.
…There’s probably no money in your account anyway.
2. When the cashier gives you a dirty look for paying for your coffee in nickels.
It’s still money.
3. You start bringing Tupperware to the cafeteria so you don’t have to go grocery shopping.
You’re technically paying for it.
4. You look ridiculous because you’re trying to wear every piece of clothing you have to see if you can go the rest of the semester without doing laundry.
5. You take extra shots to get rid of your alcohol before your parents come to help you move out.
Just trying not to be wasteful.
6. You don’t pay attention during lecture anymore; you just nod occasionally and try to stay awake.
7. This is you when someone asks what the homework assignment is.
8. When someone comments that you’re going out on a Monday.
Don’t let the haters get you down.
9. You start doing calculations to see exactly how poorly you can do on your finals and still pass.
10. You stop printing lecture and seminar readings because you’re not going to read them.
You’re out of printing money anyway.
11. You wear sweatpants to the gym because you have lost the will to shave your legs.
No shave December?
12. When people ask if you’re worried that you haven’t started studying for finals yet.
Nope.
13. You use shampoo as soap because you’re not trying to buy body wash to use for two weeks.
14. You take a break from watching Netflix to think about the studying you didn’t do…then start the next episode.
15. This is you when Microsoft asks you if you want to save your changes.
Why save changes on a blank document?




































