20 Signs You're Just A Guy Trapped In A Girl's Body
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20 Signs You're Just A Guy Trapped In A Girl's Body

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20 Signs You're Just A Guy Trapped In A Girl's Body
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about how much you'd rather be a guy? Or maybe you enjoy being around your guys friends more than your girls? If you aren't sure, here are 20 signs that you're probably a guy just trapped in a girl's body.

1. You'd rather bum it than try to dress nice.

Let's face it, sweatpants and leggings are your favorite attire.

2. When you burp, you probably don't say, "Excuse me."

And you probably don't care if you fart either.


3. You eat what you want, when you want, and don't care who's watching.

4. And you don't change your eating habits for a date either.

A salad?

5. Every other word in your vocabulary is a curse.

6. You wear hats over doing your hair.

7. And you prefer your Nikes or Timbs to boots and heels.

8. You'd rather watch the game than the most recent episode of Kardashians.

9. You take a Bud Light over liquor.

10. Plus, the gym is more important than hanging out with your friends.

11. You can never go the speed limit.

And you’re probably yelling about the person in front of you going 50 in a 55.


12. Drake and Kendrick Lamar are preferred over One Direction any day.

13. You're the friend in the group who never wants to be in pictures.

14. Your sense of humor is very questionable.

15. You have more guys best friends than girl best friends.

16. And guys dap you up instead of giving a typical hug.

17. All of your money goes to food, not clothes.

18. You prefer being single over being in a relationship.

19. Plus, romantic comedies turn you off.

20. But at the end of they day, you know your girls will always be there when your guy friends just aren't quite what you need, or you're feeling a little girly that day.

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