Watching grown men cry has never been more entertaining than when you’re watching The Bachelorette. It was the night when JoJo has to send home one unemployed former athlete while she chose the other unemployed former athlete to be her husband. What a time to be alive. Here are some thoughts you probably had during the season finale last week:

1. Holy crap, this is 3 hours? What am I doing with my life?

2. Pretty sure JoJo has cried in every single episode this season.

3. "Safe to say, one of these guys is gonna be pretty upset tonight." Well duh, Chris Harrison.

4. Yes, please tell us what went wrong in the Jordan/Aaron relationship!

5. Phuket? You all know what I'm thinking.

6. Why would you ever want to think of Robby at all?

7. Do you think JoJo gets all her clothes for free? If so, sign me up to be the bachelorette.

8. I hope JoJo’s brothers fight either Jordan or Robby.

9. Wait, JoJo has a sister???

10. "This is Jordan, Aaron Rodgers younger brother," is how I expected her to introduce him to her family.

11. Aaron Rodgers left the family because he hated Jordan’s family's weird traditions where they embarrass each other.

12. Is JoJo’s mom technically saying she is concerned that Jordan is really hot?

13. "She is my best friend.... That I met two months ago." –Both Jordan and Robby.

14. JoJo's mom: "Who doesn't like Jordan?"

15. Drink every time someone says trust issues...

16. Oh damn, Jordan didn't ask for her family’s blessing and JoJo thinks he did. Must be the drama Harrison was talking about.

17. Only good thing about Robby was that personalized wine bottle.

18. Why are JoJo’s brothers so supportive all of a sudden!? Ben was so much better than Jordan and Robby and they hated Ben.

This is them on JoJo's hometown date with Ben. Why didn't they make these faces at Robby?

19. There goes my wish for JoJo’s brothers to fight Robby.

20. Drink every time someone mentions heartbreak...

21. It looks like JoJo’s mom is also falling in love with Robby.

22. I hate when Robby calls JoJo Joelle or Joe and I don’t know why.

23. Still pissed JoJo’s brothers are so supportive.

24. When JoJo started crying her brother made a face like, "Oh crap she's crying again."

25. Why does JoJo’s sister never say anything? Is she even JoJo’s sister?

26. Chris, is this an emotional episode because JoJo keeps crying every five minutes?

27. ROBBY, STOP CALLING HER JOE. THAT'S HER DAD’S NAME.

28. JoJo’s clarity came when Robby started talking about burnt food. #OhHellNo

29. Why does Robby always wear those weird slipper things. Put on some real shoes.

30. JoJo: "I ask myself, how did you get here?" We're all asking how Robby got there. No one was expecting it.

31. Did she basically just say that Robby won?

32. How can JoJo say she’s sweaty when she looks perfect?

Me sweating.

33. She’s making it seem like Robby is definitely ahead of Jordan.

34. Jordan isn’t talking like a winner when explaining why he didn’t ask for JoJo’s family’s blessing.

35. Jordan’s hair sometimes makes him look like a dinosaur.

36. Robby’s hair didn’t even move in the shower.

37. Jordan is making a pity call to JoJo’s parents for their blessing.

38. JoJo’s dress is flawless. I would wear it every day of my life.

39. Dramatic is the way they edited together the reading of Jordan and Robby’s letters to JoJo.

40. What is with Robby and pink? Ugh.

41. The saddest part about Robby going home is that he was so sure that it was him.

42. Wait, there actually is no sad part about Robby going home.

43. Why do they let them give speeches before they get broken up with?

44. “I woke up this morning wanting it to be you.” Ummm, obviously not.

45. Jordan must feel really good hearing JoJo say to Robby, “But for some reason my heart is somewhere else.”

46. In a turn of events, JoJo, not a guy, said “I love you” and she sent him home right after.

47. Congrats, Jordan, but she should have chosen Luke. What a missed opportunity.

48. Ok, but Luke is the next Bachelor, right?

49. JoJo, you’ve had so many stunning dresses and you go to After The Final Rose with this one that looks like it’s not finished?

50. Honestly, the bloopers and finding out who’s the next bachelor is the best part about After The Final Rose.

51. As entertaining as it would be, Chad Bear as the bachelor would be awful.

52. CHRIS DIDN’T ANNOUNCE WHO THE NEXT BACHELOR IS. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?