Short People Problems | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

Short People Problems

Need I say anymore?

101
Short People Problems
Tumblr

At a shocking 4 foot 11 and 3/4 inches (yes, I need to include the 3/4 inches) and 18 years old, I am the shortest member of my family, and of all my friends. Being short has its upsides; my mom always told me that guys like short girls, and tall people always tell me that I'm lucky that I can wear heels and not be self-conscious about my height. However, short people face a lot of problems, and I'm here to bring light to them.

1. People know you as the "short friend."

The one on the right? That's me next to literally everyone.

2. You have to climb counters to reach the top shelves (or even the middle shelves).

This is me whenever I need to get something from one of the higher shelves. Every. Single. Time.

3. When you have to write on the whiteboard in class, your writing is always really low.

This kid reaching for the eraser? That's me.

4. When you want to kiss someone spontaneously but you're not able to reach their lips.

This picture may be cute, but having to stand on your toes to kiss or hug anyone gets exhausting.

5. Your jeans and leggings bunch up at the bottom.

This is me every morning when I put on jeans or leggings

6. Tall people bend their knees to talk with you.

Please don't bend down to talk to me. I am not a child.

7. People think you're younger than you actually are because of your height.

Bruno Mars looks younger than Taylor Swift in this picture because he's shorter, when in reality, he is four years older than she is. Short people deal with this problem all the time.

8. You have a hard time keeping up with your tall friends when you're walking together.

I constantly have to tell my taller friends to walk slower because my short legs can't keep up with their long strides.

9. People use your head as an armrest.

This happens so much more often than I would like it to.

10. You're not able to stand in the deep end of the pool.

This seal is me.

I'll conclude this article with one final thought I have when tall people tell me I'm short:



Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

668837
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

566046
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments