Still don't know what President to vote for? If you have a soft spot for a poor excuse of a human being and no moral code, Donald Trump may be the guy for you. I suggest reading while listening to his theme song
1. He is not a politician.
There is nothing Americans want more than some less than qualified Oompa Loompa running our country. He has no idea what he is talking about 983% of the time, but we're sick of the government and his incredibly racist and misogynistic ideals are going to be what saves this country.
2. He doesn't need donors.
Donald Drumpf doesn't need your money!!! Granted, if you are voting for Trump, you must not have the brain power to really sustain a job for more than a week. He's doing you a favor by allowing you to save your coins. This man once got a small loan of a million dollars from his daddy, and he's been on the rise since. While you're getting poorer, he is getting richer. But, at least he doesn't need help like that regular guy actually trying to make a difference, Sernie Banders.
3. He loves women
Feminists everywhere should be proud to call this man their next President. He loves his daughter so much that he would date her if it was socially acceptable. He was even so nice for considering the fact that Megyn Kelly might have been on her period. This lizard-like human would also like to make abortion illegal. Women should be treated like the mindless objects we are, and we must be forced to carry a child that we don't want for 9 months. However, we must make sure that we don't breast feed in public; our next Commander in Chief finds that revolting. Side note: He once dated a black woman. Do what you will with that information.
4. He is not "PC"
Donald Thumb is not one to dance around a subject. He doesn't believe in political correctness, and he has no hesitation when letting the world know about his hatred for the Muslims and the Mexicans. We don't need a President who has an ounce of consideration for others. We need this uncoordinated, uninspiring, and unqualified orange with a body.
5. He is going to make America Great Again
Right. Remember when blacks were lynched for being black? Am I talking about the 4,000 lives taken between 1882 and 1968, or am I talking about the ones taken in modern day lynchings? Okay, well what about when Native American women were being raped while their land was stolen? Or should we talk about how they are still the group of people most likely to be sexually assaulted today, 80% of those abusers being white men, and they are the least likely to get justice. To which America Donald Duck is referring, I am not sure. However, America was not super great before, and according to how this guy is doing in the polls, we still aren't doing so well. I really can't find any upside to this. Our guy has failed on this front. Everyone has their faults.
6. He gets the people going.
This guy knows how to incite violence. Between the young woman being pushed around by grown men to the young man being punched in the face, his rallies have become a place for his small brained supporters to assault those who protest. I'm sick of a President who wants to support kindness and peace. There's nothing like a Klan supporting leader of the Free World.
7. The Blacks love him.
Remember Samuel L. Jackson in Django Unchained? Ben Carson is like that character. Diamond and Silk are the shuckin' and jivin' duo who support the candidate as well. So, if you happen to be a self hating, no moral having Uncle Tom; this is undoubtedly the President for you.
Seriously, please do not vote for Donald Drumpf. Literally, anyone but him.
