Do these boys deserve a high five?

They are just boys, right?

These texts may be familiar to any girl who is in their twenties or late teens. This is how our generation of young men try to be "romantic" and get a girls attention. Sometimes we may feel like we have this target or magnet attached to us, but at this point, I truly believe this is how our generation works.

Prime example, answering a simple question like "what's up?" and it turns into something sexual.

Eats cake and drinks wine.

You were so close to being normal but then you had to throw in that last part...

Again, why? I'm simply telling you what I am doing.

Why? Because it's another d*ck pic for the 9th time this week?

Sweet right? It's a trap, do you even want to know what he said only a few days later?

News flash, just because a girl is single does not mean we want the first penis offered to us.

Ohhhh I know what went wrong here, I typed a smiley face. I forgot it was the universal sign for "I want you." Side note: he doesn't even know how to use the correct form of break.

Let's get one thing straight just because you're bored and you have a penis does not mean I am in charge of keeping it entertained. ALSO, this is why our generation is so messed up. If need to send you nudes in order to make you interested in me? BOY, BYE!!

I will admit, I was concerned at first. Until he thought that I had some type of solution for his addiction to sex. But he's not a f*ckboy because he said he was kind hearted. Just kidding, girls do not fall for that extra dash of hope in the f*ckboy stew.

Here it is ladies, the mother of all mothers. At first glance it seems like it may be a decent text because it's long, right? WRONG. This boy was politely denied but that tore down his ego so he decided to claim he knows what I'm thinking. I don't say no to hooking up because of my ride, it's because I don't want to hook up.