If you’ve ever kept up with any kind of news or are into pop culture at all, you probably know who the Kardashians are. And because you know of the Kardashian family, you’ve probably heard of Scott Disick.
Scott Disick is undoubtedly the sassiest man alive. No joke, if there was a crown for being sass king or entirely over dramatic, he would win it.
He is by far the best member of the Kardashian clan. Scott is definitely the most relatable of all the Kardashians. He is the master of sarcasm and witty comebacks, he oozes self-confidence to the point where his ego is probably the size of Manhattan and he is always prepared with the perfect eye roll or sassy remark for any situation. He even felt he deserved to be royalty to the point that he went and made himself legally a lord.
I know Scott is definitely my favorite Kardashian to the point I consider him my spirit animal. Here are 13 reasons you should consider him yours too.
He knows how to introduce himself properly, like the royalty he is.
If he gets to address himself as Lord Disick, I'm legally changing my name to Princess Amanda.
He knows the struggle of making new friends and keeping old ones.
I would hang out with you Scott but I'm not sure there's enough room for both of us with that big head of yours.
He is the biggest drama queen of all time.
Really. Over dramatic much?
He knows how to dish compliments just as good as he does insults.
Way to compliment a lady Scott.
He has his priorities on point.
Yeah, he's not narcissistic at all...
He speaks fluent sarcasm.
Song reference and sarcasm joke all in one? What a witty mastermind.
He calls people out.
He'll forever be the king of sarcasm for this. I will never get over the priceless look on Kim's face.
He likes to watch other people's drama.
I like popcorn when I watch drama unfold too Scott.
He makes the perfect facial expressions for all situations.
The trademark sarcastic smile.
The disgusted by PDA face.
And finally the commonly used "I hate people/people annoy me" face. Peasants, I mean people, annoy me too Scott.
He is actually a pretty smart guy sometimes.
He definitely understands what society values in their celebrities, and why the Kardashians are so popular.
He loves to make movie references.
"Home Alone" is one of my favorites, good choice Scott.
He knows how to be classy.
Seriously. This guy has class 24/7, even when a baby is on the way.
He will never doubt himself.
Confidence issues and self-doubt have never been a problem for the Lord.
Though he may be arrogant at times, these are all the reasons the king of sass, Lord Disick, would be the perfect spirit animal.
