1. “If you guys lose your butts, we may all lose our money.”

2. “Seems like everyone enjoys me being here, but then again, who wouldn't?”

3. “I'm finally a Kardashian!”

4. “Most people probably think I'm completely unemployed and I just walk around, and a camera crew follows me.”

Scott has his foot in several business ventures and his own brand, Talentless.

5. “I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy. You could say I'm a role model. I'm the American dream!”

6. “I love Kim, but she's like the most boring person ever.”

Oh, the irony of this one.

7. “Thank God, you wouldn’t have been able to afford it.”

8. “I don’t have to be walking around like some peasant. I’m royalty!”

9. “I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.”

10. “Aunty Kris, it’s me, Todd Kraines.”

Too many memories.

11. “If you think you’ve got it rough, just take a look at us.”

This is for comical purposes.

12. “I'd never thought that I would be in a family that has more people than a small country.”

13. “You know I’ve realized that I'm probably just perfect, and it's everybody else around me that’s got issues.”

The Lord's top and most retweeted quote of all time that will live on forever.