Let's be real: you and your roommate have said these things at least one to each other.
1. "Can you turn the light off?"
2. "We probably shouldn't go out for dinner again...right?"
*Complains about not having money* *Spends $8 on Chipotle three times a week*
3. "I always pick where we go"
This is a fight you have with your roommate almost every day when you're roommate is as indecisive as mine.
4. "Do you have my keys?"
5. "Can you pick me up?"
6. "Is it hot in here?"
7. "Does this outfit look stupid?"
The answer is usually yes. No offense.
8. "Can you throw this out for me?"
9. "Can we get ice cream?"
10. "I need coffee."
This text is usually sent when you know your roomie is out running errands... errands you know are near a Starbucks.
11. "Can you tell me what happened?"
12. "Are you asleep?"
There have been times where I couldn't tell if you were asleep or dead... and I had to say this out loud to check if you were alive.
13. "Check your DM's."
*Cracks up in the middle of nowhere* *Catches a weird stare from your roomie across the room*
14. "Can you plug this in for me?"
15. "Can you pick a movie?"
Another instance where "I always pick" happens.
16. "Look at this girl's Instagram."
*Chucks phone across the room at roommate*
17. "Can you call me?"
18. "Can we meet up?"
19. "Can you help me find my phone?"
*Tries to leave the house to do something* *Loses phone* Every. Time.
20. "What should we do tonight?"
*Tries to get ready to do something fun* *Ends up staying in for another girls' night*
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