Why do we tell our roommates things? Because nobody else cares. Maybe your roommates don't even care, or maybe they are guilty of saying these exact things, too.
1. "Is it mug night yet?"
2. "Let's go to dollars."
3. "Why do the freshmen look so young?"
4. "Will someone drive me to class?"
5. "Will you do my homework for me?"
6. "I'm hungry."
7. "I'm poor."
8. "Should we start our diet today or tomorrow?"
9. "I need a job."
10. "Let's watch 'Mindy.'"
11. "Should I ask my parents for money?"
12. "Let's get margaritas."
13. "Why can I never find a coffee mug and lid that go together?"
14. "Where should we go for spring break? We seriously need to figure it out."
15. "Why are the utilities so high this month?"
16. "We're having a pregame by the way."
17. "I wanna drop Economy."
18. "Let's order a pizza."
19. "How did we end up with so many mugs?"
20. "We literally eat so much cheese."
21. "Where's the remote?"
22. "I'm going to eat only vegetables next week."
23. "I did my laundry today."
24. "You forgot to fill the Britta again."
25. "Help me think of a good Instagram caption."
26. "Did you hear they found water on Mars?"
27. "How do we go through 50 trash bags a week?"
28. "Will someone rub tanning lotion on my back?"
29. "I need a boyfriend."
30. "Actually, I kind of like being single."
31. "What the heck does the star mean on snap-chat?"
32. "Did you see Kylizzlemynizzl's snap story today?"
33. "We should get a pet fish."
34. "I miss my dog."
35. "Do you like this filter? Or is it too much?"
36. "Can I wear this?"
37. "Should I curl my hair or straighten it?"
38. "Did anyone check the mail today?"
39. "Has anyone seen my headphones?"
40. "We should get a geofilter for our apartment."
41. “Can I read you this text?”
42. “Is this blazer business casual enough? I don’t have slacks. Do I need slacks?”
43. "I just ate an entire box of Cheez-It's."
44. “Are you home right now?”
45. "How come you always get packages and I never get packages?"
46. "Oh my god, it's so cold in here I'm freezing."
47. "Oh my god, it's so hot in here I'm sweating."
48. "Should I shower now or after dinner?"
49. "Can we have a movie night soon?"
50. "Chances are you chug a beer before class."
51. "Does this text sound okay?"
52. "I need a new profile pic."
53. "I'm out of dry shampoo."
54. "Is it acceptable for me not to shower today?"
55. "Please make me go to the gym today."
56. "Will you judge me if I go to the gym for a smoothie and don't actually work out?"
57. "Where did you sleep last night?"
58. "Who bought ice cream!!"
59. "I'm dropping out of school."
60. "Who's vodka is this in the freezer?"
61. "Let's watch 'One Tree Hill.'"
62. "Anyone home? I forgot my key."
63. "Can I borrow a hat?"
64. "Let's get froyo."
65. "What happened last night?"
66. "Did you know Crocs are edible?"
67. "I need a haircut."
68. "Anyone seen my student ID?"
69. "I can't get this song out of my head."
70. "Did that guy ever text you?"
