It's a well-known fact that Ron Swanson is simply incredible. But aside from being possibly the greatest character to ever grace our TV screens, Ronald Ulysses Swanson would also be the greatest roommate on the planet, and here's why.
He has fabulous decor.
Who needs string lights or Sports Illustrated posters when you have this?
Don’t want to go out? Neither does he.
Is there anyone more antisocial than Ron Swanson?
He’s easy to understand.
Gone are the days of passive-aggressive roommates and house drama.
He’s quiet.
Too busy studying to be bothered by whining, drawn out stories of drunken nights, or a rant about a guy who honestly did nothing wrong? LeRon James is the roommate for you.
He’s musically gifted.
Sick of listening to your tone-deaf roommates butcher Beyoncé and The Weeknd in the shower? That will never be a problem if you live with Duke Silver Ron Swanson.
*Note: You might find it worthwhile to become a fan of smooth jazz and Willie Nelson*
He keeps it real.
If you're thinking it, he's probably saying it. You need someone like this in your life.
He's not at all judgmental.
There's nothing worse than people telling you how to live your life, and ~*Rondoleeza Rice*~ gets that. If you want to drink rum and Red Bull at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon, he's not one to stand in your way.
He’s an emotional vault.
Is there anything more awkward than being in the room while your roommate is crying on the phone? Not a problem anymore. Ron Swanson is one to keep his emotions in check.
Safety is his #1 concern.
You'll never have to worry about intruders with Ron as your roommate. Consider your dorm as safe as Rontonamo Bay.
He’s crafty.
DIY Fridays are a go.
Want a house pet? Okay.
He has stellar taste in animals.
His confidence.
Ron Swanson exudes confidence. Talk about a positive influence.
His wisdom.
Ron’s immeasurable wisdom might just be his best quality (aside from his mustache, duh.) Whether you’re going through a breakup, missing home, or finding it hard to stay on track, Ron will always have sage advice for you. Follow it, and one day, you may just be lucky enough to be half as cool as he is. Cross your fingers.
