10 Times Ron Swanson Was Every College Student During Finals Week
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10 Times Ron Swanson Was Every College Student During Finals Week

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

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10 Times Ron Swanson Was Every College Student During Finals Week
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Ron Swanson is so many things: man, American, director of the Parks Department, and inner college student. As the semester wraps up, all of us become Ron at some point or another. Here's a list of # times Ron Swanson was all of us as we struggle to make it to the end of the semester.

1. When you feel all of your exams and other possibilities slowly creeping up on you, but want to avoid them as long as possible.

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow. Better yet: due today, do today.

2. When your professors keep emailing you to fill out your course evaluations.

The answer is no.

3. When you realize your diet has gone to crap and you'd rather just eat chips and ice cream.

Ron said it best.

4. The moment you decide you have too much to do to get everything done, so you just decide to take the L on something.

Might as well feel like you accomplished something, right?

5. When your professor suddenly decides that changing your final to cumulative is a great idea.

6. When you're almost done studying, but just can't figure out the last problem on your practice test.

Why? Just why?

7. When you're sitting in the library trying to not doze off and ultimately just accept defeat.

Remember, even the best fall down sometimes.

8. When you realize that final paper you're working on may be the worst thing ever written.

It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine.

9. When you get to the point that you don't care what you're writing on your last exam because you just want to go home.

I deliberating this question really worth it when I could already be walking to my car?

10. When finals week is finally over and you get to go home and think about nothing for a month.

Until next semester, right?

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