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12 'Shithole' Things Donald Trump Said IRL Even Though They Sound Straight Out Of 'The Onion'

Does he know what a filter is?

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12 'Shithole' Things Donald Trump Said IRL Even Though They Sound Straight Out Of 'The Onion'
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When you think of a President, you think of someone who is respectable, classy, has strong communication skills and normal size hands. Now that Donald Trump is the President, everything has changed.

Sometimes I wonder if he still thinks he's a reality tv star or if America is just being punk'd (you can come out now, Ashton, this episode has lasted long enough and it's no longer funny).

Here are 12 (because this list could literally go on forever) of the most ridiculous things Donald Trump has said throughout his campaign and Presidency.

1. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

2. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

He's not racist though...

3. "Why do we want all these people from 'shithole countries' coming here?"

I'm going to bite my tongue on this one.

4. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”

If you don't want snow, why not just move somewhere warmer?

5. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

This is wrong on so many levels...

6. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

7. “I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”

Are we talking about a store or a horrible event? I'm a little confused.

8. “Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry.”

9. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

10. “You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything….Grab them by the p*ssy. You can do anything.”

He clearly shows so much respect for women.

11. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

LOL, okay.

12. “I thought being President would be easier than my old life.”

Because running a country is so much easier than running a tv show.

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