It’s been a wild election year. There has been a huge range of candidates with a huge range of views on pretty much everything. As the months have worn on, candidates have been dropping like flies from both sides of the aisle. Now, November is rapidly approaching, so we have to decide who we want to give a shot at leading this country. Fortunately, I have put in the time and research to create this comprehensive list of all the reasons to vote for each candidate so everyone can make informed decisions. You're welcome.

Bernie Sanders

His hair does this, which means he can defy physics and therefore may or may not be a wizard.

He says “human” like this.

He hugged Danny Devito once.

John Kasich

The “Basich Kasich” puns are way too easy to make.

His name is really close to John Krasinski’s.

He eats pizza with a fork. Wait, that might be one against him. Oops.

Hillary Clinton

She has so. Many. Pantsuits.

She chilled in Cedar Rapids once.

Ted Cruz

If you don’t vote for him, he might kill you. Especially if you live in Northern California.

He was on the best show known to mankind.

His suit is always a little bit too tight.

Donald Trump

His real name is Drumpf.

When you replace his eyes with his mouth, he looks the same, and that’s a fun party trick for sure.

So, there you go. I hope I've helped you make up your mind at the polls. If not, then you're just gonna have to do your own research. Sorry, pal.