Bob's Burgers is a very special show that is the cause of my many sleepless nights in college. If you are a rare species and have been living under a rock and somehow don't know what Bob's Burgers is, you are in for a treat. Bob's Burgers is a cartoon about the Belcher family who owns and operates a Burger joint underneath their apartment. With every binge worthy show, I often feel a connection with different character and with Bob's Burgers that character is Louise Belcher.
Louise is the youngest child of the bunch, and the sassiest. Much like her I am sarcastic, funny, and a little blunt. Louise Belcher speaks the truth at any cost, which is what I find most admirable about her. And even though shes a nine year old little girl, the bunny eared "tike" is wise beyond her years, which is why, I believe, Louise Belcher is every aspect of who I am!
Here's why:
1: She Completely Understands 8 am Classes
Any one who has ever zombied their way out of bed and across campus knows the horror of 8 am classes.
2: When people tell me that it's better after college
No it's not! I have friends who have graduated.
3: She knows the struggle of "The Feels"
College is weird and so are the people there. We're just being smart and waiting for a serious relationship.
4: Being completely honest on how you should pay for Student Loans
College is expensive and it's survival of the fittest. However, if that's not your style...
5: There is always an alternative...
Hey! It worked for Mr. White...ish.
6: Watching Project Presentations.
It doesn't matter what the content, there's something about monotone people, reading Wikipedia info like a script that just make me want to drive off a cliff.
7: And the always dreaded Group Projects
Why do professors even assign group work? Don't they see the meme's on the internet?
8: Taking care of a freshman at a party
Babysitting is no fun when they will continue to count on you. You can lead them to water, but you can't make them drink. right?
9: Keeping up with politics.
Between an Umpa Loompa, a criminal, and a socialist, we are screwed. I guess everyone is moving to Canada.
10: Meeting you Tinder match irl
Damn selfie sticks are making pictures look better and better. It's all about the angle.
11: That ex that won't quit bothering you.
Block the number and take you chances on Tinder. Or meet them irl. Your choice.
12: HAPPY HOUR!
Nothing like a cold Fireball and Dr. Pepper to end the week. Or start it!
13: Dealing with friends who just want to "meet someone"
It never works out for them, but they keep trying. Pour a shot and move on.
14: When people ask why I am still in college?
That's the goal. Life of debt to live comfortably.
Someday.
