One. Sass lessons from Emily Gilmore.
(slightly overbearing and offensive - i could never be this sharp or devious.)
Two. The Gilmore Girls' quick comebacks.
(who are the Gilmore Girls? don't know? – watch. this.)
Three. The fact that Lorelai and Rory eat like elephants, but still look like petite flamingos.
(food consumption is a major theme. it is appalling, liberating, mind-boggling, and slightly concerning. skewed reality? definitely.)
Four. Dean, Jess, Logan.
(watch it, obsess over it, love it.)
Five. Richard Gilmore's BowTie 101.
Six. It’s a plethora of Vassar references.
Seven. The Gilmore Girls and their obscene coffee addiction.
(caffeine is a powerful and beautiful drug and that’s ok.)
Eight. When you realize Mellissa McCarthy is in it.
Nine. LUKE & LORELAI … hello.
(if you like banter, sexual tension, alliteration, and a good “team-insert name here," you cannot go wrong.)
Ten. Paris.
(and I’m nottalking about the city.)
Eleven. An all inclusive, “How to Open Your Own Inn: Gilmore Addition.”
Twelve. Did you know the plural of col de sac is cols de sac?
(the Gilmore Girls will tell you stunning and epitomic things.)
Thirteen. Who doesn't like a show that has a produce guy who accidentally grows weed?
Fourteen. The citizens of Stars Hollow and all the insanely odd holidays they partake in.
(does Stars Hallow exist? no. do we wish it did? of course.)
Fifteen. They have Founder’s Day, too.
Sixteen. The fact that your spirit animal IS and WILL always be Michel Gerard.
Seventeen. Of course, Lorelai & Rory's mother-daughter relationship.
(strong women who don’t always know what they want, and sure as hell don’t have to.)
Eighteen. 7 Seasons and they are all on Netflix.
(it’s a sublime way to avoid homework, or really anything.)
Nineteen. You will laugh, you will cry, you will want more.
Twenty. I’m watching Gilmore Girls as I type this article.
('nuff said.)
