12 Ways Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys
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12 Ways Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys

Whenever you get down and out about boys, remember: there are plenty of nuggets in a 20-piece.

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12 Ways Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys
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Boys suck, but chicken nuggets certainly don't. Here are 12 reasons why you should definitely ditch all of your boy troubles for nice, hot nuggets of breaded fried chicken.

1. They're always there for you.

Chicken nuggets will never leave you. Every time you need them, they're just an order away.

2. They won't forget to text you back.

3. Chicken nuggets don't have a type.

They love you no matter what you look like. They themselves are so diverse -- some are grilled, some are baked, some are shaped like dinosaurs or french fries. A chicken nugget will never judge you.

4. They're always hot.

And if they aren't, 10 seconds in the microwave will fix that problem.

5. Chicken nuggets never lie.

Maybe it's because they can't talk, but it's probably because they only exist to bring you happiness.

6. You only share them if you want to.

A chicken nugget won't slide into some pretty girl's DMs right after you order them. If you want your nugs all to yourself, you can have it that way! If you want to share with your friends, share away!

7. They don't let you down.


8. They're only spicy if you order them they way.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't so predictable.

9. They'll never tell you no.

10. Chicken nuggets don't care when you're weird or crazy.

11. They don't care about your past.


Chicken nuggets only care about what's going on between you and them in the current moment

12. They will never break your heart.

Forget people saying there are plenty of fish in the sea. Whenever you get down and out about boys, remember: there are plenty of nuggets in a 20-piece.

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